It's not as bad as you think.
We from the Dinyahloreng Team assure you that NS can actually be (gasp) fun, and want to make sure you're prepared to face the stripes.
Don't know what to bring? Not sure what to expect? Not exactly Mr. or Ms. Adventure? Don't worry about it. Tour our site and prepare yourselves.
Learn the local lingo.
Read about experiences from fellow survivo- erm, we mean former NS trainees.
And check out our top ten list (just updated!) while you're at it.
Uncut. Uncensored. Unstriped.
Any questions? comments? Email us at email@example.com. We'll be happy to hear from you.